Sunday, January 31, 2010

Monday, January 25, 2010

Kit Macgyver

Encomende já o fantástico Kit Macgyver, a solução para os seus problemas!

Friday, January 22, 2010

Telemóvel a coca-cola




O objective deste telemóvel é criar um dispositivo amigo do ambiente. As baterias actuais são caras e perigosas para o ambiente, para além de que o processo de fabrico usa muitos recursos valiosos. A solução encontrada para resolver estes problemas foi a bio-bateria. Este tipo de bateria é amiga do ambiente e usa enzimas como catalisador para gerar electricidade a partir de hidratos de carbono (actualmente açúcar). Para usar esta bateria basta portanto encher o depósito com uma pequena quantidade de uma bebida açucarada, como por exemplo Coca-Cola. Assim que a bateria fica sem carga, os restos serão apenas oxigénio e água. As biobaterias são completamente biodegradáveis e numa única carga, tem uma potencial duração de vida, três a quatro vezes maior que uma bateria de lítio.

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Disturbed - Stricken




Can you feel that?
Ah shit...
oh wahahaow
oh oh
oh oh
oh oh

Drowning deep in my sea of loathing
Broken, your servant I kneel
will you give in to me?
It seems what's left of my human side
is slowly changing... in me
Will you give in to me?

Looking at my own reflection,
When suddenly it changes,
Violently it changes!
OH NO! There is no turning back now
you’ve woken up the demon... in ME!

{Get up, come on get down with the sickness! (3x)
Open up your hate, and let it flow into me!
Get up, come on get down with the sickness!
You mother get up, come on get down with the sickness!
You fucker get up, come on get down with the sickness!
Madness is the gift that has been given to me...} (Chorus)

I can see inside you, the sickness is rising
don’t try to deny what you feel
Will you give in to me?
It seems that all that was good has died
and is decaying in me
Will you give in to me?

It seems you're having some trouble
In dealing with these changes!
Living with all these changes!
AHH! Now the world is a scary place
Now that you've woken up the demon... in ME!

(Chorus)

And when I dream (4x)
No mommy, don't do it again!
Don't do it again!
I'll be a good boy (2x)
I promise! No mommy don't hit me! OW!
Why do you have to hit me like that, mommy?
Don't do it! No, you're hurting me! OW!
Why did you have to be such a bitch?
Why don't you,
Why don't you fuck off me and DIE!
Why can't you just fuck off me and DIE!
Why don't you just leave here and die!
Never stick your hand in my face again bitch “FUCK YOU!”
I don't need this shit you stupid, sadistic, abusive, fucking whore!
Would you like to see how it feels mommy?
Here it comes, get ready to die!

(Chorus)

Monday, January 18, 2010

O Cristo mergulha!

O que acontecia se Jesus Cristo desse um mergulho na água?

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

MUITO BOM!

Vejam apartir dos 30s!

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Ele é o orgulho dos seus pais!

Seja curto ou comprido, entalado, no cú, deve ser fudido!

Saturday, January 9, 2010

Os reis da festa!

Ninguem dança como eles!

Friday, January 8, 2010

Monday, January 4, 2010

Tentativa de subir o nível do blog

Jaimão - O fado do Zé Albernaz



Conclusão: Penso que consegui concluir com êxito o objectivo a que me propus.