Friday, May 22, 2009

Amarula

Pelos vistos a Amarula é um fruto de uma planta Africana. Ao que parece, quando esta fruta cai, ao fim de algum tempo acaba por fermentar e ficar com um alto teor de álcool. A bicharada que come aquilo fica toda marada! Ao que parece, também os humanos fazem um licor com aquilo, que tem um sabor parecido com o Baileys. Por tanto, a bicharada sabe o que é bom!

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Heavy Metal que até arrepia

Iron Maiden - Hallowed Be Thy Name (Live @ Rock In Rio)



Cover dos Cradle of Filth




Im waiting in my cold cell when the bell begins to chime
Reflecting on my past life and it doesnt have much time
Cos at 5 oclock they take me to the gallows pole
The sands of time for me are running low

When the priest comes to read me the last rites
I take a look through the bars at the last sights
Of a world that has gone very wrong for me

Can it be theres some sort of error
Hard to stop the surmounting terror
Is it really the end not some crazy dream

Somebody please tell me that Im dreaming
Its not so easy to stop from screaming
But words escape me when I try to speak
Tears they flow but why am I crying
After all I am not afraid of dying
Dont believe that there is never an end

As the guards march me out to the courtyard
Someone calls from a cell God be with you
If theres a God then why has he let me die?

As I walk all my life drifts before me
And though the end is near Im not sorry
Catch my soul cos its willing to fly away

Mark my words please believe my soul lives on
Please dont worry now that I have gone
Ive gone beyond to see the truth

When you know that your time is close at hand
Maybe then youll begin to understand
Life down there is just a strange illusion.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Poder absoluto

Rammstein - Buck Dich




buck dich - befehl ich dir
wende dein Antlitz ab von mir
dein Gesicht ist mir egal
buck dich

ein Zweibeiner auf allen Vieren
ich fuhre ihn spazieren
im Passgang - den Flur entlang
ich bin enttauscht
jetzt kommt er ruckwarts mir entgegen
honig bleibt am Strumpfband kleben
ich bin enttauscht, total enttauscht

buck dich...

das Gesicht interessiert mich nicht

der Zweibeiner hat sich gebuckt
in ein gutes Licht geruckt
zeig ich ihm was man machen kann
und ich fang zu weinen an

der Zweifuss stammelt ein Gebet
aus Angst weil es mir schlecht ergeht
versucht er tief sich noch zu bucken
Tranen laufen hoch den Rucken

buck dich...

buck dich - befehl ich dir
wende dein Antlitz ab von mir
dein Gesicht ist mir egal
buck dich - nocheinmal

buck dich...


Para quem como eu não percebe patavina de Alemão:


Bend down I order you
Turning your face back from me too
I don't need to see it now
Bend down

A biped who is on all fours
I'll lead him down on the floor
In quick-step we move along
I'm so displeased
Now crawling backwards to meet me
Honey stains his tights so badly
I'm so displeased, Sadly displeased

Bend down...

I've no interest in the rest

The biped stuttered a short prayer
In fear of what I couldn't bear
Tried to bend down more and more
Tears we're running off to the floor

Bend down...

Bend down I order you
Turning your face back from me too
I don't need to see it now
Bend down, you know how

Bend down...

(A tradução que arranjei em Tuga pareceu-me estar muito má...)
(Eu a criticar traduções de Alemão quando não percebo uma palavra de Alemão...)

Friday, May 8, 2009

The Animals - House of the Rising Sun




There is a house in New Orleans
They call the Rising Sun
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
And God I know I'm one

My mother was a tailor
She sewed my new bluejeans
My father was a gamblin' man
Down in New Orleans

Now the only thing a gambler needs
Is a suitcase and trunk
And the only time he's satisfied
Is when he's on a drunk

------ organ solo ------

Oh mother tell your children
Not to do what I have done
Spend your lives in sin and misery
In the House of the Rising Sun

Well, I got one foot on the platform
The other foot on the train
I'm goin' back to New Orleans
To wear that ball and chain

Well, there is a house in New Orleans
They call the Rising Sun
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
And God I know I'm one


"And the only time he's satisfied
Is when he's on a drunk "

E para isto não é preciso ser um "gambler"!

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

PAIN - Shut your mouth

Já os vi ao vivo, foi curtidola. A música que fechou o concerto foi esta:




The only thing I ever wanted, the only thing I ever needed
is my own way - I gotta have it all
I don't want your opinion, I don't need your ideas
stay the fuck out of my face, stay away from me
I am my god - I do as I please

just wipe your own ass and - shut your mouth

I had enough and you're going down - shut your mouth
what comes around you know goes around

my mind is playing tricks on me
I am not as stable as I used to be
pushed and shoved, you know you're going too far
I will not break my back for you no more, I am gonna go my
way
I am gonna take control
time to wake up and dig myself out of this hell

just wipe your own ass and - shut your mouth

I had enough and you're going down - shut your mouth
what comes around you know goes around - shut your mouth
you're getting what your ego deserves - shut your mouth
what comes around you know goes around - shut your mouth

shut your mouth

I had enough and you're going down - shut your mouth
what comes around you know goes around

shut your mouth
shut your mouth
shut your mouth

Friday, May 1, 2009

Oscares animais

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